1. they look similar. then it's just a tribute.
2. it's a threesome
3. they're twins
4. it's with a celebrity
5. you spread peanut butter on your balls and your dog licks it off
6. you don't look them in the eye
7. you don't remember
8. you get away with it
9. she says it's ok
10. it's with royalty
11. it was actually them but you were thinking of someone else
12. you go home afterwards and fulfill your duty.
13. you have two girls at the same time, so one invalidates the other.
14. you can please all of them
15. you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.
16. It's in a different ZIP code
17. she's not human.
18. you get paid
19. you change the sheets afterwards.
20. they're on top