1. they look similar. then it's just a tribute.

2. they're twins

3. it's with a celebrity

4. it's a threesome

5. you spread peanut butter on your balls and your dog licks it off

6. you don't remember

7. you don't look them in the eye

8. you get away with it

9. she says it's ok

10. it's with royalty

11. you have two girls at the same time, so one invalidates the other.

12. you can please all of them

13. you're in a different area code, not to mention a different state.

14. it was actually them but you were thinking of someone else

15. you go home afterwards and fulfill your duty.

16. you change the sheets afterwards.

17. It's in a different ZIP code

18. she's not human.

19. you get paid

20. they're on top